Day 1-
My first start in this new and fascinating world. Since I was born a man with only underwear on, a lot of people were eyeballing me. Perverts. I start by walking up to a girl, unknown name and occupation but I though,'Hey, most likely going to die anyway', so I said hi.
"Hi"
"DO YOUZ HAVE QUEST FOR ME?" She said in a mainly woman voice, which surprised me greatly due to her feminine body.
"Well, no, not really." I replied in a puzzled voice.
"OK, I JOIN YOU." She said.
"Wait, what?" I questioned her, not knowing if she had knocked her head a few to many times.
"LET'S GO" She Demanded.
About to say something, I decided not to or I might upset the beast. I head off again.


Walking by all they say is 'Move along' and something about something. Looking over I see a merchant, though I don't know how she(or he, couldn't tell) could carry extra armor without a backpack, let along a mule. I check my pockets to see if my imaginary created me with money. Wait, I don't have pockets, I'm in my underwear. I'll remember to cry myself to sleep because of that. But hey, I say, I have a sword. Walking up to the merchant I realized it wasn't a he or she, it was a bandit(Bandits have no gender, trust me)! Since no one attacked it I thought it was a friendly. Dressed in yellow armor and blood stained pants, I draw my sword, but wait, I still can't attack due to an unknown reason that the gods hate me. I curse and turn to walk away when everyone ran toward the bandit stabbing and chopping him to death. The poor man.If I say so myself I thought they were going to go cannibal, sadly enough they left the corpse the rot. The sword the bandit left on the ground was the same of all others, blood-stained with a slight smell of vanilla. Stealing it as if I was some kind of a thief politician, I see a sign that says 'Merchant' in bright blue letters. 'Damn' I thought.

I run towards the merchant, wondering if this was another no-gender bandit. Turn out this one was a man in his 40's, I really couldn't believe him since everyone looked the same except for the occasional height difference. I give him the nicely scented sword in return for 100c, and three options I could buy. Another sword(like I needed another), armor(what I came here for), and a potion. Questioned I ask him about the potion.
"It makes someone smart, only 100c" He told me.
"Well, then let me think about it" I said. I could buy this is it will make that girl smarter so she doesn't talk like rock having a seizure. Or I could buy some armor so I don't feel like one of the contestants from Survivor.
"I'll take the potion" I say, he hands me the potion while I hand him 100c. I normally would let her stay the way she is but I was starting to like the feeling of being semi-nude(and the nice breeze that came with it).
"Here drink it" giving her the potion.
"WHAT DIS?" She said scratching her head.
"JUST DRINK IT!" I screamed knowing that if I played her mind games I go down to her level.
She took a big gulp and then nothing.
"Anything happen?" I questioned her, half of me thinking that it didn't work and that jack*** ripped me off of my hard(semi-stolen)earned money. I glance over to where the merchant was and nothing but sand was there. 'That son of a b-' I was interrupted before I could finish thinking it.
"What happened?" She said in a sexy new voice.
I stumbled over my words" Yo-you had a p-p-potion"
"What kind?" She asked.
"Well u-"I then heard a scream.


People were running to and from a marching bandit army. 'Just my luck'. I saw the girl running toward,' What a brave bad***' Not wanting to be outdone I charge toward with her. Screams all around me I finally peed myself. I wondered if there was any desert-mart anywhere near. I pulled my sword and ran toward the middle. ARGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

I woke up in the middle of the desert. Looked around, and said screw it. Falling asleep crying, not about not knowing where I was, but about that promise I made earlier.
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Day 2-
"Ugh" I said moaning,"My head" I sat up, wondering where the hell I was. Nothing but sand. I stood up and felt dizzy, kind of like the feeling when you're drunk. Bent down and picked up my sword, nobody could know what is in this desert. Starting walking toward the sun, no where else to follow. Where am I, what happened, where is everyone else, where some of the questions that I thought. Some could be answered but I felt scared to be alone, well in my head that is. I looked down at my stomach and noticed I wasn't hungry. It has been at least 2 days and I haven't had any food. Maybe it is because I am a secret wizard or something. Disregarding that I wasn't hungry I picked up some sand and ate it. Tastes like chicken, but then again any simple-minded person would say that to, so I added a twist. Tastes like human flesh. Now THAT was a taste. Wait how do I know th-, I saw something in the sand that interrupted me. It could be a worm, maybe a bomb I thought. What the hell I thought, if I die I can just re-spawn right? No? Oh well, this would be a boring story if I didn't. Running over I could see that it was a outline of someone, likely a woman. Grabbed her and pulled her over like a pedophile would do to a little girl at the playground(Don't think of that scene perverts) and noticed it was a dead bandit. Yay, just my luck, another dead bandit. Searched the body and found a rock and a sword. Do these people have anything fun on them? I got up and started to walk away when I noticed that she had armor. Even though it was on a woman all the armors looked the same on everyone. I looked back and took off her armor(Not a pervert). I put it on. Perfect fit? How could this be, it was a perfect fit on her and I was sure that I was 2 sizes bigger than her. I decided to ignore it because I know I was going to meet stranger things later.


A couple hours later meeting no one I found a plateau. What was special about this one other than the countless others is this one has an abandoned camp, at least I hoped it was abandoned. A couple tents and a fire that was put out. Most likely here for a couple years. I climbed in the tent hoping there was no bodies, or parts of crushed skulls. Thankfully there was none. I found matches and some water in the other tents. I felt my eyelids get heavier bye the seconds. I pulled some blankets over a pile of something, unveiling a body. Crap. Whatever, not like it is alive or anything but just to make sure, I threw the body and the tent off the cliff and went to sleep in the next tent. No body here. I went under my blankets and fell asleep, crying this time because I had a strong urge to be a emo.
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Day 3-
I woke up months later, and I am surprised I didn't die in that time. Since I do not want to count the days that has been, I'll just say this is day 3. After waking up, I decided that leaving was the best option. I packed my things and went on my way.

After walking for hours I saw a man running away from something, and screaming something as well. I moved closer to him to hear what he was saying, now I wish I didn't.
"RUN, SANDWORM coming!" Screamed the Man.
"A what?" I said, thinking that it is a small tapeworm.
"It's a giant worm, bigger than a town!"
"Towns are pretty big though." I chuckled.
"This is no ti- OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!" Screamed the somewhat retarded stranger to me.
"Oooh, am I supposed to be scared of a worm." I laughed, then turned around. "HOLY SHIT! That thing is HUGE!" Said I.

The worm was sticking out of the ground, about half I supposed. It was about 3 yards thick, at its head. It was light brown, the color of the sand, and it had a small sack sticking out at the bottom of its head. I would learn later that the sack was an egg sack for female that was pregnant. The Worm looked at me, then looked at the strange man. It looked pissed at the man.

"What did you do to that worm" I said to the man.
"I threw a rock at it." Said the man, before he started to run.
"Why would you do that? Are you stupid!" Now I realized this man was some sort of retard, who would throw a rock at it?
"I thought it was dead, it was lying on the sand, so I threw a rock at it."
"You don't throw a rock at something even if it is dead, what is wrong with you?" Before he could answer the Sandworm came up from the ground and gulped the man down. Now I know that the worm can travel fast in the sand. The worm did not look back at me and just left. Never to come back up again. What a waste of an action scene. Then I started walking towards nowhere.


Before I finished my journey for the day, I saw something in the horizon. Lights from fire. It looked like a city! And no, it was not on fire, it was from candlelight! I didn't try to reach it in that day or I would pass out at the gates. So I lied down and fell asleep crying, because I didn't make it to the city. I really needed to stop crying.
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Day 4-
"Ahhh, finally morning, took a while didn't it?" I said to myself, and started my 5-minute journey towards the city gates. As I was walking, buildings became clearer. I made out a armory(Yes, I'm American, I don't use a "u"),a restaurant, and a few stores. I know that there was at least fifty buildings here. After my 5-minute journey, I made it to the gates, with guards patrolling it. As I was pushing open the door they interrupted me.
"Hey, what do you think you're doing?" Said the ugly guard.
"Entering the city?" His question confused me, because it was obvious that he could see what I was stupid, so I came to the conclusion that this was an ugly and stupid guard.
"You can't just "Enter" the city like that, you have to get the guards permission first."
"Who made that dumb rule?"
"Me."
"Oh, sorry I thought that some other stupid guard made that rule, and not your smart self," I lied.
"Apology accepted, now you must ask me if you can enter."
"Can I enter?" This guard was starting to make me angry, but since I can't kill anyone yet I didn't want to piss him off.
"Yes, you can, have a nice day," And he opened the gate.

Stepping inside I could tell this was the capital of a nation, just by looking at the security of the gate. There was so many shops too, important ones like; weapons, armor, and thermonuclear devices, and non-important ones like; flower shops, bookstores, and a painting store. Since I already have armor but my weapon looked like a piece of crap, I went to the weapon store first.

Opening the door I immediately realized that this store only had about 4 different types of weapons. As I went to go steal one the owner of the store screamed into my ear.
"What do you think your doing!" Screamed the old man, who was strong-looking and surprisingly healthy looking for a man of his age.
"Um, stealing a weapon?" I replied.
"Oh really, it looked like you were STEALI- wait, did you just admit to stealing?"
"Yes."
"Don't you know that you can be thrown into jail for that!"
"Admitting something?"
"NO! STEALING!"
"Yes I did, now after my many hours of playing oblivion, I want to buy something from you even if you saw me take something from you."

And so, I traded my old weapon in for a bad ass horse-chopper and went back to the street, and surprisingly that conversation with the man had lasted well into the night so I found a local inn near the weapons shop to sleep the night at. I didn't have any money so I pick pocketed someone's money and payed 10 of whatever the currency was to the lady behind the counter and went to bed. I fell asleep but didn't cry. Just kidding, I cried because I didn't get to do anything in the city today.

o.o
Well that's...interesting

Updated

I can hardly contain my sense of apprehension.

I love the way all my fans seem to go slightly insane.

You're like a Toad!

Do you guys want me to keep doing them or are they boring?

I like it. You should make a mod.

I'll make one tommorrow when I get an idea on what should happen.

Hmm, sorry about forgetting it for 10 days. I had a virus that wouldn't let me go online for a long time. Then I finally did system restore and my computer worked again. Enjoy the new story. I edited the first post.

A new update after many years . Hope you all like it.


*For the ones who do not know, I edit my original post to add more updates*

That is grand.