Lo-Fi Games

Sand isn't gonna be the only biome :roll:. Also, I need something to rhyme, and he's a pirate, not a bandit. Didn't really know that. :oops: I thought the whole game was a sand box :lol: why don't you pay him 2000$ or what ever the currency is and have it implemented? As stated above, it really is ...

Dashing through the snow Get the f*** out of my way You are all so slow And fat what do you weight? HA HA! I'll end your carolling But it won't be as silent night I've come to terrorize your town And watch you die tonight HEY! Jingle bells, go to hell I've hijacked santa's sleight Oh what fun it is...

I bought the game and read the email with the key code. I found the message hilarious and was happy about my beard getting some good fortune (it really needs it). I then got the idea; Would it be awesome if Chris the game creator was in the game? he could be Captain Deathbeard, the leader of an offi...