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Finally! After 15 years of my highly sporadic B33 promotion, someone has made a mod that realises the true potential of the Kenshi universe! KENSHI FINALLY HAS BEEES! https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3640746815 Many of you won't remember me or my tireless campaign. I, as so man...

YOU KNOW, DEATHBEARD! I have bee-n campaigning for bee inclusion for over a decade now. I've bee-n here since the start! How even do the plants in kenshi get pollinated?! It's really unrealistic?! You've got rhino dinosaur things and no beez?! (I have to write it in a rad 90s way to escape the filte...

Hello! I have bee-n away for some time, but I have returned! You can all stop panicking! I spent the last 6 years in worldwide bee promotion. Now everyone goes on about saving them so it obviously worked. Anyway, I haven't played Kenshi for a very long time and I can only assume it is full of *CENSO...

I like the structure of these guys society, but they're too tall. And haven't got enough legs. Or wings. Or honey. And they are the wrong colour. But we're getting there. Just iron out the bugs I outlined above and we're in business.

I think flies should be banned!
A fly produces no honey and can't do a waggle dance. Also, my brother, fly salesman is an idiot and ruined Christmas last year.

I CAN'T SELL THE FOXES! I've tried everywhere but no one wants to buy them. I'm bankrupt! I need to shift them quick or I need to sell the beemobile! I live in my car! I can't sell it! Please someone buy some foxes. I haven't even got much bee stock left. Why did I try and branch out?! I shoulda stu...

That's the spirit guys! I had expected to have at least 500 ceramic fox orders waiting in my PMbox but there wasn't even one. Are you sure the forums are working correctly? Maybe I shouldn't have made so many. Non bee related business is not my strong point. .. So I'll go ahead and get 5000 KENSHI H...

Hi chris, I've been all around the world on a tin swan selling bee$ from an old leatherette suitcase for the last year or so and I haven't bee-n online. I was just wanting to see if bee$ or any bee related paraphernalia have been added to the game since I last campaigned. The bee$ are dying out in r...

Here's a ken'shi shirt for ya. Also, hi everyone. Also is the in game bee problem sorted yet? Also, anybody wanna buy any bee$?

http://youtu.be/MpUF0ba7vX4

I, sir, am the BEE SALESMAN!


and I'll thank you to remember it.

I was simply enquiring as to the ongoing bee absence issue.

they must be there by now...

Kamos wrote:Then we can have comical bee related heroes. "Prepare to feel the STING of justice villain!"

megalolz.

this sounds good. i don't know how to use mods though , just how to raise bee awareness and make sales based thereon.

i saw this once. there weren't any beez there... still...

i think tshirts for beez would bee a good idea. they'd be small so wouldn't cost much and it would set thee bee word alight with interest. there's gotta bee more beez than humans in the world and some of them must have paypal.

(beez is cooler anyway, so up yours, filter!)

I enjoyed the beekeepers at the start of the opening ceremony.

Not a bee fanatic. A bee SALESMAN.

I find that gif offensive.