Santa Cempetition ! ! ! Free CD keys! There's still time!

[Santaissick]

So... I want to help funding the game and I've been planning this for a while. Originally I planned to make this in Kenshi forums but since this helps getting some action to r/Kenshi so shall it be. - I'm giving out 2 CD keys - I will give them around Christmas (Since I'm Santa) Winners will be informed via Private Message. You can participate by posting your user name (Kenshi forums account or reddit account) on comments and a little story telling what is Best Deed or Worst Deed you have ever done. (Since I'm SickSanta) And of course telling which on it is. - One person can participate in both competitions by posting both, Best and Worst Deed. - Top Deeds will be tyrannically chosen and the best of them will be decided in Kenshi forums with voting. For more information Feel free to Ask

That is from Reddit but since there hasn't been the huge rush of participates as hoped, I decided to give a chance for all the lurkers in the forums and other people who don't have reddit accounts. Anyone can take part and the rules are the same.

If you already have bought Kenshi NO WORRIES because you can give the left over as a Christmash present for your mother-in-law! (or who you want to)

Hope you have good storys.

[GassyTaco]

Well i guess i should give it a try.
I am not sure how to type this but i will give it a try to type it as a story each.

Worst Deed:
In my high school there was this kid who had mental problems and he had attention deficit hyperactivity disorder so it was pretty fun to be around him. So one day everyone was quiet in the classroom and everyone was having quiet conversations on the table.

So i was with my friends joking about the kid because after some years he got the courage to ask the girl out he liked with roses and candys and a teddy bear i think but she just says no.

After joking a while we hear gigglings from the girl who heard our conversation, the kid sits in the same table and he was dead silent and he was getting all red as the giggles got louder. Then the girl lets out a quiet chuckle.
The kid stands up and shouts to her: "YOU THINK YOU ARE SO GOOD BUT YOU ARE NOT!"
Mastering all his might, he punches her square in the face. She was in the floor sobbing, he kicks her in the ribs shouting: "PUTA!!!" (whore)

He rushes the door and the teacher runs after him. Everyone is dead silent, girl is in the floor unconcious, blood from her face in the floor.

I brust out loud laughing, i was the only one laughing, i was laughing for like 5 minutes, the teacher enters the classroom and sees me laughing. This teacher is usally pretty darn calm but when she sees me she shouts to me: "SHE COULD HAVE DIED YOU INSENSITIVE FUCK(first time she said that or we hear her said that) TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE NOW!"

By hearing this i am rolling on the floor laughing in tears, literally in tears, everyone is looking at me with disgust. I get back to my feet and calm my self down and go to the principal office.
I start explain myself trying to not look like an asshole, but i get to the part of the punch and i brust out laughing again, sparying the principals in the face with my spit and i keep laughing for like 3 minutes.

The girl comes in and i fall out of my chair laughing at her so much that she starts crying. Ofcourse i was excluded for a week from school and the guy who punch her only 2 days and everyone hated me for the rest of the year and i got a classroom change.

Good Deed.
Last year in the 25th of December (my birthday) i wnet off to McDonalds to buy food to my family and friends that are making me a party, and with my own money i will buy them 1 burger to each of my friends and family.

Well when i arrive i see like 4 hobos familys (they werent hobos, but i dont know how to type that word in english, native people? i will just call them hobos) they had kids, teenagers, ect. They were looking at the window and asking people if they can have some food, of course the managers of McDonalds tell them to get away.

I count them all, they were like 16 or 17 people , like 6 or 8 kids, well i went in McDonalds and i order 8 happy meals, and 9 burgers, and no, no those burgers of 1$, i order 9 BigMacs, the "hobo family" were across the road under the bridge where people usally sell the newspaper, i went with them with the food in both of my hands and start giving the toy of the happy meals to the kids with their respective burger and fries.
Givng the adults their MacBurger too, everyone started eating as soon i gave them their burger, some kids insted of eating were playing with their toy with the other kids.

As soon as i enter the car i realize that i had next to nothing of money, i went to a Wal-Mart and with the litte money i got on me at the time i got some bums for the burgers, meat and other stuff to make burgers.
So when i went home i told my friends what i did and i said i will make burgers by my own to everyone,
so i made like 30 burgers, most of them were burnt but no one said nothing about my cooking skills.


Sorry i did this almost a wall of text but i didnt know how to do this the other way. Hope i get a chance to get a key.

[ArcaneSaint]

Damnit, I wanted to make a "You laughed because someone got knocked out cold? Oh no, that's completely normal. *back away slowly*" joke, but then I read the second part and realized that you're actually kind of a nice person.

I'd participate, but as a mod, that probably wouldn't be fair (also the fact that my best deed is also my worst, I saved my brother's life as a kid, something I still haven't forgiven myself to this day, if only I had known he'd become so annoying.... ). Still, I hope some interesting stories emerge on this thread

[Santaissick]

Pretty epic place to laugh I've laughed to pretty fucked up stuff myself but only through internet :\ Thanks that was great.

Good deed was great too. I'm really amazed that you really spend that much cash on giving and making those burgers. Especially when you are sharing food. I never share food

I'd participate, but as a mod, that probably wouldn't be fair

Those with great power are only great themselves, if they never use their power on evil. Meaning, I don't mind you participating as long as you are not banning other participants or doing something else mean. Also, your tale sounds like it deserves to be told.

[Santaissick]

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