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[toaster Assassin]

No complaints about your style here, Turmoil159!


Also, why did you pick that name? (You forced me to ask by asking me to ask,therefore I had asked in order to hear your mostly true (and under asked) tale.)

[iSuck345]

No complaints about your style here, Turmoil159!


Also, why did you pick that name? (You forced me to ask by asking me to ask,therefore I had asked in order to here your mostly true (and under asked) tale.)

Because of what's going on all around the world. The Arab Spring, Al Qaeda isn't defeated yet, anarchy in Greece (mainly in Athenas) and the economical crysis.

[Turmoil159]

Actually the name was given to me because I shot someone in the face. LET ME EXPLAIN!!!!

I was with my cousin who lived in the ghetto in Memphis and one day when we were playing basketball on a trampoline (what the hell?), I was pushed down, and this punk jumped on my face and broke my nose. I got pissed because it was his intention, and decided to settle things. Since that area was "gang controlled" (gang being a bunch of kids with BB guns and baseball bats. Amazingly just as effective as a 9mm), me threatening the punk ended up starting a "gang war." A few days later, I got a scoped rifle modeled after a Dragunov (scaled down quite a bit), and my cousin took another rifle. About 20 guys met in the street, and agreed on the one rule: the war doesn't end until an entire team is down. No limits on anything, just quit whenever.

So the war lasted hours, into the night. Eventually, the only people left were myself, the punk I was after, and his friend who was on his team. I was walking past my cousins house just trying to find them, when they came up behind me. I heard their footsteps and ran (since I had the rifle strapped to my back, I could run safely). I jumped onto a car (as in lunged into the air and landed on the engine), over it, jumped onto a trash bin, and then jumped over a fence. Behind the house, there was no light, so everything was illuminated by the moon. The two guys were right behind me, so I had to think fast. I saw a shed in the back of the yard, and got on top. I realized this was my cousin's yard: good, it was familiar territory. The two targets ran into the yard, and couldn't find me, so the split: one went to one side and the other went to the opposite. They started climbing the fence to cross into the next yard (the fences were short, chain-link, not the large suburban wooden ones.) I lined up my first target, and fired. It was the punk's friend. I hit him in the shoulder, knocking him off the fence and to the ground. His friend heard his fall and shout, and started to ask if he was ok. Nobody knew where the shot came from. I fired again once he was back on his feet, hitting him in the back of the head. He dropped the gun he was carrying (a SMG model) and ran away. Now it was just me and my mark. He started looking around, panicking. I waited patiently for him to calm down, and to my amazement he started trying to cross into the other yard again. One shot - right behind the ear. He turned to face the house, figuring I was hiding either in the window or somewhere against the wall. One shot - right under the eye. He finally turned to my direction, but not noticing I was right above where he was looking. One shot - in the mouth, hitting a tooth. I heard the *clink* of the metal ball hitting the tooth, and then the cry of pain mixed with fear. He finally ran, leaving his weapon. After a few minutes my cousin came out and called to me, "It's over, you won." When we got back inside, he said "That was complete... I don't know." I responded by trying to find the word: chaos? disaster? turmoil? "That one! You were absolute turmoil out there!"

Why he didn't choose chaos is beyond me, but after that night, the entire neighborhood knew my name was turmoil. And I never did see the guy who broke my nose, I guess when he ran, re really ran.

[toaster Assassin]

Turmoil159 said: One shot - right under the eye

This was at night and with a metal BB, that guy lucked out.


So what made you choose the Dragunov as a weapon of choice?

[iSuck345]

Actually the name was given to me because I shot someone in the face. LET ME EXPLAIN!!!!

I was with my cousin who lived in the ghetto in Memphis and one day when we were playing basketball on a trampoline (what the hell?), I was pushed down, and this punk jumped on my face and broke my nose. I got pissed because it was his intention, and decided to settle things. Since that area was "gang controlled" (gang being a bunch of kids with BB guns and baseball bats. Amazingly just as effective as a 9mm), me threatening the punk ended up starting a "gang war." A few days later, I got a scoped rifle modeled after a Dragunov (scaled down quite a bit), and my cousin took another rifle. About 20 guys met in the street, and agreed on the one rule: the war doesn't end until an entire team is down. No limits on anything, just quit whenever.

So the war lasted hours, into the night. Eventually, the only people left were myself, the punk I was after, and his friend who was on his team. I was walking past my cousins house just trying to find them, when they came up behind me. I heard their footsteps and ran (since I had the rifle strapped to my back, I could run safely). I jumped onto a car (as in lunged into the air and landed on the engine), over it, jumped onto a trash bin, and then jumped over a fence. Behind the house, there was no light, so everything was illuminated by the moon. The two guys were right behind me, so I had to think fast. I saw a shed in the back of the yard, and got on top. I realized this was my cousin's yard: good, it was familiar territory. The two targets ran into the yard, and couldn't find me, so the split: one went to one side and the other went to the opposite. They started climbing the fence to cross into the next yard (the fences were short, chain-link, not the large suburban wooden ones.) I lined up my first target, and fired. It was the punk's friend. I hit him in the shoulder, knocking him off the fence and to the ground. His friend heard his fall and shout, and started to ask if he was ok. Nobody knew where the shot came from. I fired again once he was back on his feet, hitting him in the back of the head. He dropped the gun he was carrying (a SMG model) and ran away. Now it was just me and my mark. He started looking around, panicking. I waited patiently for him to calm down, and to my amazement he started trying to cross into the other yard again. One shot - right behind the ear. He turned to face the house, figuring I was hiding either in the window or somewhere against the wall. One shot - right under the eye. He finally turned to my direction, but not noticing I was right above where he was looking. One shot - in the mouth, hitting a tooth. I heard the *clink* of the metal ball hitting the tooth, and then the cry of pain mixed with fear. He finally ran, leaving his weapon. After a few minutes my cousin came out and called to me, "It's over, you won." When we got back inside, he said "That was complete... I don't know." I responded by trying to find the word: chaos? disaster? turmoil? "That one! You were absolute turmoil out there!"

Why he didn't choose chaos is beyond me, but after that night, the entire neighborhood knew my name was turmoil. And I never did see the guy who broke my nose, I guess when he ran, re really ran.

You just made that up like I made up that I knew good works about EA, didn't you?

[Turmoil159]

Turmoil159 said: One shot - right under the eye

This was at night and with a metal BB, that guy lucked out.


So what made you choose the Dragunov as a weapon of choice?

I have always been a sniper, since I first started playing shooting games. I love the finesse and skill it takes to land a shot on your target. As for a Dragunov over, say, an American style rifle, two reasons.

1. I love Russian weapons. The Ruskies really know how to build things that kill.
2. My cousin only had two guns, the one he used and the Dragunov. My choice was obvious.

[Turmoil159]

You just made that up like I made up that I knew good works about EA, didn't you?

Believe it or not, no. Most of it is true, even the details about where the shots landed. My favorite part was the chase, when I jumped over the car and trash bin, because the guys shouted "He's a f***ing vampire!" and they still kept chasing me. I've been called a vampire, demon, assassin (amazingly, considering I keep my life as a for-hire hitman a secret. They still don't know it was me who got rid of that dude that started the whole John McAffee scandal. ), and other nicknames. But the Turmoil one stuck because an entire neighborhood of people, the kids, thugs, and parents alike, knew that was my name.

[toaster Assassin]

Hmmm.....two assassins on the Kenshi forum, this is going to be interesting.Also, I loved my airsoft Kalashnikov as a kid.

[iSuck345]

Turmoil159 said: One shot - right under the eye

This was at night and with a metal BB, that guy lucked out.


So what made you choose the Dragunov as a weapon of choice?

I have always been a sniper, since I first started playing shooting games. I love the finesse and skill it takes to land a shot on your target. As for a Dragunov over, say, an American style rifle, two reasons.

1. I love Russian weapons. The Ruskies really know how to build things that kill.
2. My cousin only had two guns, the one he used and the Dragunov. My choice was obvious.

Actually, the Russians made weapons that could take mud, rocks, bullets and etc. and still function after 1 year. Their guns were incredible for their durability.

[Lorenzo666]

I have always been a sniper, since I first started playing shooting games. I love the finesse and skill it takes to land a shot on your target. As for a Dragunov over, say, an American style rifle, two reasons.

1. I love Russian weapons. The Ruskies really know how to build things that kill.
2. My cousin only had two guns, the one he used and the Dragunov. My choice was obvious.

Actually, the Russians made weapons that could take mud, rocks, bullets and etc. and still function after 1 year. Their guns were incredible for their durability.

Russians for the win! Their weapons are definitely some of the most durable in existence, nice shooting Turmoil, sound like a badass shot
And just a quick question, am I the only Ninja on the forum?

[Turmoil159]

Russians for the win! Their weapons are definitely some of the most durable in existence, nice shooting Turmoil, sound like a badass shot
And just a quick question, am I the only Ninja on the forum?

Maybe, I don't know. But ninjas were some of the first assassins in history, probably even before the namesake Hashashins of Arabia. So kudos to you.

[iSuck345]

Russians for the win! Their weapons are definitely some of the most durable in existence, nice shooting Turmoil, sound like a badass shot
And just a quick question, am I the only Ninja on the forum?

Maybe, I don't know. But ninjas were some of the first assassins in history, probably even before the namesake Hashashins of Arabia. So kudos to you.

They were also more well trained than medieval spies and assassins. Chance of you dying as a ninja: 20%. Chance of you dying as an european spy/mercenary: IT'S 1006. Oh wait it's upside down, lemme tilt it and... oh my god... IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!

[Lorenzo666]

So kudos to you.

Well, doing about 6 Martial Arts, and using 4 different weapons AND doing Parkour probably constitutes being some sort of a Ninja But thank you. I didn't get a Third Dan for not doing nothing

[iSuck345]

Thank god nobdoy knows I am a kingslayer...

[Lorenzo666]

Thank god nobdoy knows I am a kingslayer...

Hang on a minute....

[1337]

Well, doing about 6 Martial Arts, and using 4 different weapons AND doing Parkour probably constitutes being some sort of a Ninja But thank you. I didn't get a Third Dan for not doing nothing

[Lorenzo666]

Well, doing about 6 Martial Arts, and using 4 different weapons AND doing Parkour probably constitutes being some sort of a Ninja But thank you. I didn't get a Third Dan for not doing nothing

Urm. Wut.

Don't make me come over to your house and crack your head in with Nuchuku.

[iSuck345]

Thank god nobdoy knows I am a kingslayer...

Hang on a minute....

Oh no, I've been discovered! RANDOMLY-MAGIC-DRAGON-THAT-APPEARS-FROM-NOWHERE-FOR-NO-SPECIFIC-REASON-EVEN-THOUGHT-I-DIDN'T-CALL-YOU-WITH-GODLIKE-POWERS-AND-MAKES-EVERYONE-GODMOD-OFTEN-AND-STILL-LOOSE-AND-MAKES-ME-LOOK-BADASS-DUE-TO-AMAZNG-RAINBOW-COLOURS-TO-BRONNIES-OF-COURSE-AND-BLINDS-PEOPLE-WITH-THEM-AND-CAN-CHANGE-COLOURS-FOR-CAMOUFLAGE-AND-HAS-ALSO-GOT-NEVERENDING-NUKES-IN-HIS-BELLY, AWAAAAAYYYYYYYY!

[Lorenzo666]

Thank god nobdoy knows I am a kingslayer...

Hang on a minute....

Oh no, I've been discovered! RANDOMLY-MAGIC-DRAGON-THAT-APPEARS-FROM-NOWHERE-FOR-NO-SPECIFIC-REASON-EVEN-THOUGHT-I-DIDN'T-CALL-YOU-WITH-GODLIKE-POWERS-AND-MAKES-EVERYONE-GODMOD-OFTEN-AND-STILL-LOOSE-AND-MAKES-ME-LOOK-BADASS-DUE-TO-AMAZNG-RAINBOW-COLOURS-TO-BRONNIES-OF-COURSE-AND-BLINDS-PEOPLE-WITH-THEM-AND-CAN-CHANGE-COLOURS-FOR-CAMOUFLAGE-AND-HAS-ALSO-GOT-NEVERENDING-NUKES-IN-HIS-BELLY, AWAAAAAYYYYYYYY!

Now where did I leave the blowpipe and Dragon Tranquilizers?

Oh yeah, in my back pocket.

* Tranquilizes said Dragon*

[iSuck345]

Sorry forgot the rest. -THAT-ALSO-IS-IMUNE-AGAINST-ALL-DRUGS! *struggles to catch breath*