Roll to dodge forum game

[ironfist56]

Let's try this out shall we, I just saw it on some other forums, here are the rules of this game here http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RollToDodge

You can do whatever you wants guys! No hold barred!

If you want to get involved comment aye, then when I feel enough people have commented I will come up with the starting situation, then you comment what you want to do, I will roll the dice, I will tell you your outcome, sounds fun eh?

Added rules: for every one you roll, you get a fatality point. Every six you roll, you get a fatality point. Get 3 fatality points and you will die horrifically and be eliminated from the game. HOWEVER, if you roll a 4 or 5, you will have 1 fatality point deducted. Woohoo!

Waiting list:
NO-ONE

Current Players:
Jorcee101 [2/3 Fatality points]
Blxz
1337
Manbearzombie [1/3 fatality points]
Skynet464
Toaster Assassin [1/3 Fatality points]

[Jorcee101]

aye

[ironfist56]

Awesome that's one player, just need a few more!

[Blxz]

Aye aye capt'n. Sign me up for booty and stuff.


yarrr

[1337]

It sounds fun, count me in. I'll try and keep active as much as I can

What's the story?

[Manbearzombie]

Aye!

[ironfist56]

Okay then lets get this on the road. you're supposed to have 5 to start but 4 is all good.

You're all visiting a local Dojo for a Leisure trip. You walk around inside and examine around the room. swords, staffs, nun-chucks the lot. As you're looking around a distressed Jamaican nacho seller runs into the dojo screaming at the top of his voice! "OH LORD ABOVE, A RIFF IN TIME ITSELF HAS OPENED UP AND LEGIONS OF ROMANS ARE COMING THROUGH" You all laugh, then you see about 5 legionaries come running down the stairs into the dojo, the man turns and screams.

What do you do?

(note you can try anything you damn well like!)

[skynet464]

I make like a banana and split.

[ironfist56]

I'll post the results once all 5 players have commented! Also, welcome to the game skynet!

[Jorcee101]

I turn into a T-rex, ready to destroy them all!

[1337]

I grab the most badass katana I can see and adopt a wait-and-see attitude.

[toaster Assassin]

[ Enter Toaster Assassin ]


I will attempt to purchase some nachos from the fleeing nacho salesman. [ Toaster hopes he accepts credit ]

[ironfist56]

I make like a banana and split.

Roll: 2

You attempt an escape through the main doors of the dojo, as you run, a legionnaire stands in the way and shield bashes you. You roll all the way back to where you started, with an extra bruise.

I turn into a T-rex, ready to destroy them all!

Roll: 1

You try your hardest to turn into a T- Rex, you roar with all your might then something suddenly happens, One of the legionnaires turn into a t-rex instead! He picks you up by the leg, and runs out of the building with you dangling from his mouth. [1/3 fatality points]

I grab the most badass katana I can see and adopt a wait-and-see attitude.

Roll: 5

You pull the katana from the rack, you quickly examine it to see that it is the sharpest, and most renowned katana ever made! You look up and see two legionnaires run for their lives and the sight of the katana severely distresses them! Also, the Nacho seller gains new found confidence from the sight of your legendary katana, and headbutts a legionnaire, indenting his helmet into his skull, only one remains. You then wait, with perfect intimidation.

[ Enter Toaster Assassin ]


I will attempt to purchase some nachos from the fleeing nacho salesman. [ Toaster hopes he accepts credit ]

Roll: 6

You go up to purchase some tasty looking nachos, you get on so well with the salesman you get into a deep conversation about the secrets of his recipe. As you're talking, and paying with credit, the last Legionnaire realizes his chance and stabs the nacho salesman right through the throat! Horrified, you try and quickly grab the Nachos he sold you, and enter your pin number, but alas the Legionnaire is too quick, and shield bashes you directly in the face, breaking your nose! You fall backwards and a nacho flies down into your throat, you start to choke on it. [1/3 fatality points]

Manbearzombie and Blxz just stand and stare at the horrors unfolding, not knowing what to do (took too long to reply, still in the game though!)

Current events: There is still one Legionnaire standing. A dead nacho salesman lies in the middle of the room. A wall of deadly weapons still remains in the dojo. Toaster assassin is lying on the floor with a broken, bloodied nose and a nacho jammed down his throat, Jorcee101 is being taken away by a crazed Roman T-rex, Skynet464 is sitting on the floor rubbing his new bruise, and 1337 is waiting patiently for the Legionnaire to make his next move. What happens next?

[Jorcee101]

I turn Into Captain Jack Sparrow and roll from the Roman's mouth. I turn to him and shout,"Remember this day, the day you almost caught Captain jack Sparrow!".

[skynet464]

Time traveling legionarys? This calls for some time traveling help! "Tries to contact the Doctor"

[1337]

See how it's done guys! A wait-and-see atitude, some badassitude and I virtually annihilated the enemy force without moving a finger. I knew reading Gamaran would help me out some day!


After grabbing the legendary katana I feel the old users spirit telling me what to do,
so I take on a strange battōjutsu stance and as soon as the last roman legionnaire moves I draw to kill shouting : "Ogame-ryu, ikazuchi kata, shidensen!"
(yeah the spirit told me what to say too)

Well I hope i get a 4 or 5, if not, well... i hope nobodies near that legionnaire

Btw, are we all supposed to be friends or what? Cause that jorcee dude trying to transform into different things is creepy

[ironfist56]

No when I announce it i'll enable a PVP type thing a bit later on

[Manbearzombie]

I finally wake up from my epic nap. Seeing the bodies around I get up and, being too lazy to walk to the weapon rack, attempt to throw a dead legionnaire's helmet at one of the other legionnaires.

[ironfist56]

Blxz will be eliminated if he does not reply soon

[ironfist56]

Results will be posted in one hour from now, people who haven't commented will stay standing still, but Blxz will be eliminated if he doesn't respond for the second time.