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ironfist56
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Sat Jul 27, 2013 4:48 pm

Sorry, but I wanna keep this game flowing.
Jorcee101 wrote:I turn Into Captain Jack Sparrow and roll from the Roman's mouth. I turn to him and shout,"Remember this day, the day you almost caught Captain jack Sparrow!".
Roll: 6

You successfully turn into captain Jack, and roll out of the dinosaurs mouth, you say "Remember this day, the day you almost caught Captain jack Sparrow!" with utmost authority, the dinosaur looks shocked and steps back. With the pleasure of victory on your face you turn round and see 10 Legionnaires, they beat the living shit out of you, then grab you, and start dragging you off to a nearby ally way, saying "I will remember this day" and chuckling. [2/3 Fatality points]
skynet464 wrote:Time traveling legionarys? This calls for some time traveling help! "Tries to contact the Doctor"
Roll: 2

You jump around shouting "DOCTOR DOCTOR, I NEED YOU!" But alas nothing happens, and in your despair you slump onto your knees. The legionnaire comes over to you, and simply hits you with his shield, sending you tumbling backwards, you lay where you fall, with another bruise added to your collection, and cry.
1337 wrote:See how it's done guys! A wait-and-see atitude, some badassitude and I virtually annihilated the enemy force without moving a finger. I knew reading Gamaran would help me out some day!


After grabbing the legendary katana I feel the old users spirit telling me what to do,
so I take on a strange battōjutsu stance and as soon as the last roman legionnaire moves I draw to kill shouting : "Ogame-ryu, ikazuchi kata, shidensen!"
(yeah the spirit told me what to say too)

Well I hope i get a 4 or 5, if not, well... i hope nobodies near that legionnaire :lol:
Roll: 4

The sword lands on the legionnaire, but not a perfect blow, it cuts a deep gash in his arm but you rebound slightly and stagger to the left of the room, lose your footing and fall, however, you know the gash will be deep enough for the Legionnaire to be weakened.
Manbearzombie wrote:I finally wake up from my epic nap. Seeing the bodies around I get up and, being too lazy to walk to the weapon rack, attempt to throw a dead legionnaire's helmet at one of the other legionnaires.
Roll: 1

You go to pick up a dead legionnaires helmet, and you realize that the corpse is right next to the living Legionnaire! In a state of panic you grab the nearest thing which turns out to be the nacho sellers little cardboard hat, and throw it at the legionnaire. It just simply bounces off his face, and in a fit of rage he launches his Gladius at you, impaling itself in your right arm. [1/3 Fatality points]

Toaster assassin is still on the floor having a choking fit, and Blxz dies randomly of being stationary for too long.

Current events: Jorcee101 A.K.A Captain Jack is being dragged into an alley way by 10 Legionnaires after being beaten up, Skynet464 is in the center of the Dojo crying at the fact he has been sheild bashed twice, 1337 is on the floor after a semi-successful attack on the remaining legionnaire, cutting the legionnaires arm open, and manbearzombies arm has been impaled by a flying gladius

R.I.P Blxz [First death]

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Sat Jul 27, 2013 4:59 pm

I head toward the nearest weapon rack and use the rack to initiate a self-Heimlich maneuver. If time permits I grab a nearby weapon, (surprise me)




Also, what is the official game time zone?
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Sat Jul 27, 2013 5:01 pm

I'm in the UK so that's the timezone I'm using
Xan Kriegor wrote:I am the alpha, and the omega

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Sat Jul 27, 2013 5:04 pm

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Sat Jul 27, 2013 6:05 pm

I decide that I am the Captain Jack Sparrow from a few months before the first movie. Therefore I am currently Immortal. I take the beating and rise behind the legionaries, as they assume I am dead. I pull out my compass and it leads me to the thing I want most, the magical beard of Chris!(A.K.A Captain DeathBeard.)It gives me the power to code new AI into the legionaries, so I turn them all into tree hugging Bronies!!

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Sat Jul 27, 2013 11:26 pm

I use Hyper Beam.
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Blxz
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Sun Jul 28, 2013 12:08 pm

Jesus people. Gimme a few seconds to get my shit together here.



My action is to * Rise as an undead lich of unimaginable power and start lashing out with my mighty powers at all things around me that appear hostile*.


EDIT: And if I am inactive to long in future my standard move will be to start dancing and singing like King Julian from Madagascar while pelvic thrusting towards whatever the current threat is.
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Sun Jul 28, 2013 12:11 pm

Mh guess there are enough people inside to kill that last one, so while the legionnaire is distracted with the hat throwing guy, I sheath my legendary katana, tell the katana-spirit to shut up and sneak outside going towards that time-rift thingy.

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Sun Jul 28, 2013 4:31 pm

... I am glad I have not joined.
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Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:33 pm

I kill the legionnaire,unless something else happens to him first:( like Jorcee101 turning him into a bronie or Blxz causing blunt trauma via pelvic thrusting).

After I kill or they kill (or at least maim)said legionnaire, I shall steal the rest of the delicious nachos (maybe toss a nickel on top of the dead guy),head to the nearest bar and wait for it all to blow over.
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Sun Jul 28, 2013 11:14 pm

Realizing that I have no idea what I'm doing, I turn to the ancient philosophy of "Meh" and in a moment of insanity I attempt to magically fuse the blade lodged in my arm with my arm thus being left with an awesome blade arm thing.
The beard is a powerful ally and a terrible foe.

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Mon Jul 29, 2013 2:21 am

Manbearzombie wrote:Realizing that I have no idea what I'm doing, I turn to the ancient philosophy of "Meh" and in a moment of insanity I attempt to magically fuse the blade lodged in my arm with my arm thus being left with an awesome blade arm thing.
Roll a 6, COME ON! Critical success/failure will be awesome.
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Mon Jul 29, 2013 6:29 pm

Okay dudes in really sorry but I'm on holiday for a week, so game is prostponed till the 7th or 8th, sorry dudes.


Peace.
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Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:28 pm

How did I manage to die by timing out after a day and a half and yet the game is delayed by like 9 days immediately afterwards. I call foul!!! We expect good things when you come back. May all our rolls be 5's.
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Tue Jul 30, 2013 9:09 pm

I'll be really busy in a week... Blxz you can take over for me if you want at that time.

You'd get a healthy, legendary-katana-wearing, awe-inspiring Char 8-)

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Wed Jul 31, 2013 4:54 am

1337 wrote:I'll be really busy in a week... Blxz you can take over for me if you want at that time.

You'd get a healthy, legendary-katana-wearing, awe-inspiring Char 8-)
As long as you are prepared to return to a smoking crater then I think we will be all good. Enjoy your upcoming busy week.

EDIT: I guess my first move of the next round will be to use my mighty lich powers to possess the katana guy, charge him to the brim with dark energies and then use him as my personal meatshield/bodyguard.
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Wed Jul 31, 2013 10:53 pm

Blxz wrote:Roll a 6, COME ON! Critical success/failure will be awesome.
I would expect nothing short of a masterpiece :P
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