It takes a thousand voices to tell a single story

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Alright I read everything up till now. I'm posting the story so far. I had to change some stuff or the story wouldn't make any sense. Took the liberty to add some new parts too (lets say it's for my weeklong absence =P). Especially because the few last words didn't make any sense to me

Once upon a time in a dusty old house, there was a swordsman with a beard and a massive sword. A knock at the large steel door echoed. The swordsman named Jakumushi, alerted, looked up but decided to finished his morning dump.
"What fracking bad timing!" He said with anger.

Suddenly, from behind him a bandit came up carrying his abnormally large purple dildo of doom.
The bandit spoke up : "Master Jakumushi, I have come to help you fight the cat king. The cat loves the IRS and decapitations, therefore we must decide to kill him! Only one question remains... Bee army or not?"

"Summon the bee army!" said Jakumushi, without realising that the bandit had lost his magnificent sword 'Controller of b33s', which made him panic.

The bandit's unique sword was made to end the terrible 100 years long b33s rampage. It was caused by a very angry spoon who was dropped by a magic carpet salesman disguised as a beesalesman with a gambling problem. Quite regrettably. The air at that time seemed to have smelled of honey and grease chicken nuggets, and yet a hint of....lemon.

Back to the present, in which chaos reigns supreme, and even where our fighter waits for the tell-tale sound of firetrucks on the horizon beeping loudly at clowns carrying small leprechauns wearing funny shoes and shrieking madly.

"... And then the swordsman has come for me, so he turned towards the firetruck and ran towards the Leprechaun's maws and leprechaun said loudly : 'Where is this infernal ..."

Jakumushi turned his head towards his loyal bandit, not understanding why that idiot was telling him about his strange dream that made no sense...
"Lets go kill the cat king now!" he said.

[txfirefighter]

before he audits me

[toaster Assassin]

and ransacks my large

[txfirefighter]

castle made of rocks

[ironfist56]

and large green turtles

[Blxz]

supported on the backs

[txfirefighter]

of midgets in costume.

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". <--closing the speech rant
And so they went

[Blxz]

Into the darkness of

(I'm drunk posting again so I hope this makes some sort of sense to the story)

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the wild northern forest


//anything can make sense in this story, come on a guy goes with his dildo wielding bandit buddy to kill a cat that wants to destroy his turtle/midget castle.... and oh my god they don't have the b33s controlling sword anymore, so it's gonna be hard

[txfirefighter]

full of unicorns that

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smelled a bit funny

[Blxz]

Meanwhile, in another country

[txfirefighter]

two beet farmers felt

[Blxz]

itchy. They decided to

[dragyouintohell]

kill the *CENSORED* and

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become PlE merchants instead.

//txfirefighter did you mean beet or b33s?

[txfirefighter]

Until one day the

(beet... but bee would have been better)

[Blxz]

p i es exploded in their

[dragyouintohell]

*CENSORED* enemies face and