An open, friendly challenge to the Beard-Master

[Vae_Losh]

Captain Deathbeard. I engage you freely, and openly, as, ummm...captain....umm, Lifebeard......I have watched your interviews, an deeply respect you devotion not only to gaming, but to masculinity, and your facial hair is a thing of beauty. Im uploading one of mine alo though and just seeing if you are willing to accept the challenge......If I wasnt so broke in Southern Missouri, I would come to Tokyo and meet you face to face for a showdown, but also, I cannot, so I must simply upload. I upload this picture along with my thanks. You have made a magnificent game and I cant wait to see what you have down the line. Thank you for putting this out, and I will pay what I can to support you, because your genius is right in line with my desires, bruv.


(this pic is me, with a shitty viking shield i welded in autobody class. Much love to all of you.)

[Vae_Losh]

As a man...as a gamer to be sure, but also as a man...I humbly request your forgiveness for my mispellings, an my typos. I stay intoxicated as often as not, so my challenge to you, with the beard and wot, may perhaps not be the most eloquent thing you have read, but a moron i do not wish to be seen as. I would like to bring attention to this game, because I fuck adore it, and i think both you and I could make a ru for ZZ tops money....and their beards were insured for a lot of money.....as well as the millions they passed up from Gilette. You cant realistically put yourself up as 'Cpt Deathbeard" without rising to the challenge. You have made the best gme I have played in a very long time, and I wouldn't mind tossing a few back together... unless, you know youre scurd of being outbearded.

[Vae_Losh]

Well, I guess this means I win! *halfhearted cheers echo through a very smol longhouse.*

[Sol Lignum]

I guess Captain is just too busy making the best game ever. Also he's not a very frequernt guest in the off-topic forums. The day only gives you so much time

Your beard is truly mighty though!

[Vae_Losh]

Thank you! Im proud of it, but I agree with you, Ive owned this game for several years, since 2015 i think it was, but this last few months, this vision has started to come to life, and I cant think of another time Ive been as impressed. Im word of mouthing it all over southern Missouri.
I posted this original thread while I was drunk, and I should not have access to a computer at all when Im drinking, truth be told. Im sure he is busy, with the leaps and bounds this game is taking, and I am getting more and more anxious to see the finishd product, not to mention the new landmass in Kenshi 1.5.