Lo-Fi Games

You walk towards the tavern, eager to share your stories and drink your ale.

(This means the "chat" thread for general chat that has no use having its own thread.)

(Also, *CENSORED*.)

So this is a topic to talk about things that are not worthy to have their own topic?(Scenically located within Off-Topic)


I was hoping for a text-based adventure. (With Grues and drunk posting)

toaster Assassin wrote:So this is a topic to talk about things that are not worthy to have their own topic?(Scenically located within Off-Topic)


I was hoping for a text-based adventure. (With Grues and drunk posting)

Indeed, an off-topic section of the foruns needs a topic for things not worthy of having their own topic.

and if you wish for that to happen, make your own topic you lazy oaf.


IT WAS CENSORED! THE PUBLIC HAS THE RIGHT TO KNOW!

The censorship here is very strict when talking about B'ees and PlES and everything related to them. Probably it was one of them.

Hey! Waiter! Give me some of that nectar named Vodka and lets talk! How's Business now days? I've heard that recession increases usage of ale, is it true?

Santaissick wrote:The censorship here is very strict when talking about B'ees and PlES and everything related to them. Probably it was one of them.

Hey! Waiter! Give me some of that nectar named Vodka and lets talk! How's Business now days? I've heard that recession increases usage of ale, is it true?

Indeed, the insects will be the end of me.

Why no sir, this is not realy a tavern of the rp sorts, it is a tavern of (dis)interesing topics of convosation!

You walk down the cobble path toward the tavern, as you are walking you take notice of trees in the forest swaying to the breeze of the north wind. The leaves on the trees have changed to their autumn colours and have started to fall, you walked to the door and entered the tavern. Inside, the tavern is warm and smells of freshly baked PlE, the fireplaces' orange glow is also a pleasant sight to the eye. You walk toward the bar, your boots make a slight clinking noise as you cross the old dusty floor. However, a man with a fu man chu steps in front of you.......

(A). You talk to the man......

(B). You draw your weapon.......

(C). You grab the man's fu man chu and slam him into a nearby bee statue.....

(D). You yell "oppon gangnam style!" to a nearby wench......

(E). You grab a nearby bottle of [insert drink here] on the table to the left of you......

(F). You bravely run away......
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toaster Assassin wrote:
(C). You grab the man's fu man chu and slam him into a nearby *CENSORED* statue.....

I choose "C".

Edit: Damn americans not being active in my time zone!

I am ever so lonely. D:

John wrote:

toaster Assassin wrote:
(C). You grab the man's fu man chu and slam him into a nearby *CENSORED* statue.....

I choose "C".

Edit: Damn americans not being active in my time zone!

I am ever so lonely. D:

What is your time zone? European? Asian? Pacific Islander? Other?

Blxz wrote:

John wrote:

toaster Assassin wrote:
(C). You grab the man's fu man chu and slam him into a nearby *CENSORED* statue.....

I choose "C".

Edit: Damn americans not being active in my time zone!

I am ever so lonely. D:

What is your time zone? European? Asian? Pacific Islander? Other?

GMT+0?

I live in the UK at any rate.

You grab the man's fu man chu and slam him into a nearby bee statute, the statue shatters and the man falls to the ground. Though the tavern is relatively crowed, you push past the patrons and reach the bar. The bartender looks at you, and you notice his right eye is pure white and made of glass. You decide to order a drink and sit down. Laughter erupts from your left, you turn your head and watch as a staggering man falls to the ground *thud*. You finish your drink and turn to leave, but something feels wrong. As you walk toward the door your legs start to feel weak and you notice that your vision is blurred. You collapse and the room fades to black. Several hours have passed, the environment around you feels rather cold and the smell of freshly baked PlEs have long since dissipated. You feel several drops of water on your head. You open your eyes and notice that you somehow ended up in a Forrest. Upon looking through your possessions, you notice that your weapon,wallet and shoes are missing. Tired and hungry, you try, with out success, to find your way out of the woods. As you are walking, a toad jumps out of a bush and lands in front of you......


(A). You decide to keep walking......

(B). You kill the toad.......

(C). You lick the toad.....

(D) You decide to eat some random berries on the bush.....

(E). You decide to fasten the toad to a stick.......

toaster Assassin wrote:You grab the man's fu man chu and slam him into a nearby bee statute, the statue shatters and the man falls to the ground. Though the tavern is relatively crowed, you push past the patrons and reach the bar. The bartender looks at you, and you notice his right eye is pure white and made of glass. You decide to order a drink and sit down. Laughter erupts from your left, you turn your head and watch as a staggering man falls to the ground *thud*. You finish your drink and turn to leave, but something feels wrong. As you walk toward the door your legs start to feel weak and you notice that your vision is blurred. You collapse and the room fades to black. Several hours have passed, the environment around you feels rather cold and the smell of freshly baked PlEs have long since dissipated. You feel several drops of water on your head. You open your eyes and notice that you somehow ended up in a Forrest. Upon looking through your possessions, you notice that your weapon,wallet and shoes are missing. Tired and hungry, you try, with out success, to find your way out of the woods. As you are walking, a toad jumps out of a bush and lands in front of you......


(A). You decide to keep walking......

(B). You kill the toad.......

(C). You lick the toad.....

(D) You decide to eat some random berries on the bush.....

(E). You decide to fasten the toad to a stick.......

I choose "E".

Go A. That poor toad hasn't hurt me.

E or A?

There can be, but one!

toaster Assassin wrote:E or A?

There can be, but one!

"E", why not?

I would say "A" but I think only fair thing is to choose the one who was first. That way everyone who wants to play the text game has to follow the topic very often

E

And the winner by a vote is E! (Toad tied to a stick) Will continue story tomorrow, unless someone else wishes to continue it.

toaster Assassin wrote:And the winner by a vote is E! (Toad tied to a stick) Will continue story tomorrow, unless someone else wishes to continue it.

AS THE GAME MASTER!

I decree that only the mighty "toaster Assassin" may continue the story.

Pm me to appeal.

[The toad struggles as you fasten it to the branch] Upon fastening the toad to the stick you notice that some of the toad's poison has seeped into the cuts on your hands. Within minutes the forest became hazy and the path bellow your feet seemed to be moving like a stream of water. Eventually, the path ends and you reach a wooden bridge that crosses a rather steep cliff.[rushing water below] However, you start to see a figure materialise from somewhere out of the haze. It was the old man with the glass eye from the tavern. The old man glared at you, but did not say anything.The sounds of the forest started to become faint and the thick haze all around you began to increase. [Malicious laughter erupted abruptly from the oldman] "You drank in the tavern, now you will never escape the shadow of the beast". The wind began to strengthen and the branches of the trees seemed to lunge toward you. The laughter of the old man seemed to become louder and louder until it resembled the sound of explosions. You frantically try to fight the advancing tree branches and you stumble many times over the seemingly moving path. The wind eventually dies down and the branches of the trees retreat back to their original motionless form. Below you the path stayed in place and the haze began to subside. Where the old man once stood, there was now a well. Tired, you collapse beside a tree. As you lay there, you wonder if everything that had just happened was real or just a possible by-product of the toad's poison. However, the smell of burning wood attracts your attention. The wooden bridge that leads out of the forest is on fire!

(A) You dampen your clothing and attempt to run across the burning bridge. (You have no shoes)

(B) You attempt to put out the fire using the well.

(C) You take the rope from the well and try to find an alternative route.

(D) You climb down into the well.

(E)You dive off the cliff into the rushing water.

(F) You turn around and re-enter the forest.

(G) You decide to lick the toad-on-a-stick.

(H) You try to chop down a nearby tree (located next to the cliff) with the toad-on-a-stick.

(I) You try to bludgeon yourself to death with the toad-on-a-stick.

toaster Assassin wrote:
(I) You try to bludgeon yourself to death with the toad-on-a-stick.

I vote for "I"!