Жестокая Голактика (cruel golaxy)

[Xen]

Fanfiction based on the game Space Rangers. Author is Lobanov Alexander, and he was 14 years old then this epic sh*t was written. This is translation from Russian.
And yeah: all mistakes are made to show mistakes in original version.

Cruel Golaxy.
Year 3132 AD. Place: Sun Solar System. Planet Earth.
My name is John Cover. I'm 30. In the year 3072, when Machpella attacked our g0laxy, my father used to be a space pirate. While rangers altogether were fighting machpella, my father has been robbing and exterminating pisful ships, visiting various planets, murdering pisful titizens and local pirates.
Ofcourse, he made himself famous by doing so, along with obtaining lots of foes.
One day, while my father was on a pirate base, he had been drinking drinks and thinking on how to rob a bank, suddenly, a group of 3 milts broke in, came to my father and asked his name. When my father answered they drew their guns and shot him.
Many years have passed since, my mother has remarried, they have married, and I was born. At the age of 28 I travelled to Mars.
Date: Year 3132 AD.April, 7. Time: 13:08
Today I have decided to become a space ranger, as I was sensing a new war upcoming. Upon my arrival to the Rangers Centre, I have been given tons of papers to fill out. After 2 hours have passed, I finally managed to fill them out. I have been assigned to the squOd JS-32.

Date: Year 3133 AD. September, 28. Time: 11:23
I have been sitting and watching TV, as suddenly the special news report appeared on the screen. They said the protoplasm production facility has been out of control, and THEY are terrorising the gOlaxy. In 15 min I have recieved a letter requiring my attendance at the military base. I mide it there in 24 min. I was stationed to the ship where my sqod was waiting for me. Squod leader told me the mission briefing straightaway. We were to break thru the ring's difense, land on the surface, find the protoplasm facility and destroy the queen!
Here we are, taking off. Along with us are: 50 military warships, 4 destroyers and 7 service vessels. And the moment has arrived: we are off to the battle. We began a masive attak in the middle, but we were repelled. A lot of ships weer lost, including 5 transports. But we made it thru at last.
-Here is the planet-the commander said.
It was of dark gray colour, gloomy, as it was the robots' homeland. We've landed at last. Not too far away bravo and delta squads were fighting. We joined them. Bravo tells us to destroy the armor-piercing robot to the left. Grenade launcher execute ord0r. He loads the boollet, Stands up, Aims, And fires, but at the same time robot manages to fire back at him. Soldier didnt make it in time as bullet pierces his head.
-An robot has deid and human has deid- says captain.
-We are closing in fellas!-shouts delta squad gunner.
And an unexpected has occured. Everyone is out of ammonetion and grinades.
-It won't be enough.-says captain.
Everyone gathered aroun and began to think the way out of the situation. One of the soldiers heard the roaring of the turbines. It was the service vessel. It flew out of the huge black cloud as an angel flies out of darkness. Vessel suffered numerous hits, all the crew members were dead, and ony badly wounded pilot was at cockpit. He managed to lannd the shipp, adn two soldiers carried him to the first aid tent. Me and captain took the explosives and ran off to poot the queen around.We have set the timer for 2 minutes. Commander ran in frant, me wth the timer behind him. But suddenly a robot sentry walked out of the corner. He grabbed the captain and began crushing bones. He shouted: "Run!". And I ran.
After the explosion I found myself in the hospital, unconscious. When I became awake, the president was in my cell. He rewarded me with purple heart. And in about 6 weeks the news reported that another queen has survived. But it is another story. Too bi contimuum!