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Petetion to rename the cannibals as "Bacon cultists"
Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2014 7:32 pm
by philthymcnasty
Imagine if you will, a religion soo dedicated to their favorite food that they paint themselves to mimic it, and actively hunt to get a hold of it.
Enter the bacon cultists. People driven insane by their lust for bacon that they run around in red and black paint, clubbing down ANY source of meat just to get a hold of bacon.
This my friends, is the origin of the cannibals, and why they respawn so quickly. Its also why they are painted red and black, with the khaki coloring down their sides, to look like dribbling bacon fat.
Re: Petetion to rename the cannibals as "Bacon cultists"
Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2014 8:34 pm
by Hatsune_Neko
lol
Re: Petetion to rename the cannibals as "Bacon cultists"
Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 4:13 am
by Xen
Lolwut
Re: Petetion to rename the cannibals as "Bacon cultists"
Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 9:55 pm
by Tolwrath
This sounds like it needs to be part of the old Eternal Vigilance: The Price of Pastry mod.
Re: Petetion to rename the cannibals as "Bacon cultists"
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:16 pm
by Magzpierz
Human Pie Enthusiasts.
Re: Petetion to rename the cannibals as "Bacon cultists"
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 7:34 pm
by LostSaint6689
And suddenly Odivale (my character) became a cannibal... err Bacon cultist.
Re: Petetion to rename the cannibals as "Bacon cultists"
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 12:33 am
by Hatsune_Neko
The new Bacon Cultist Cos-Play
- Bacon!
- Kenshi Bacon Man.jpg (101.9 KiB) Viewed 5949 times
Re: Petetion to rename the cannibals as "Bacon cultists"
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:49 pm
by Tolwrath
Uhh... so I guess I'll say it. That should be "you're" not "your". Sorry.
Re: Petetion to rename the cannibals as "Bacon cultists"
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 9:54 pm
by Hatsune_Neko
Tolwrath wrote:Uhh... so I guess I'll say it. That should be "you're" not "your". Sorry.
Grammar Police!!
rawrs!!
stomp stomps
Re: Petetion to rename the cannibals as "Bacon cultists"
Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 5:58 pm
by konvicce
Why do you want rename it!
Make peetion for add CULTISTS faction!
Re: Petetion to rename the cannibals as "Bacon cultists"
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2014 10:02 pm
by Kamos
I'm afraid that under such circumstances the Bacon Cult would be unstoppable for none can resists the call of bacon. Even vegetarians may yearn and vegans may cry in it's presence.
They would be unbalanced.
Re: Petetion to rename the cannibals as "Bacon cultists"
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2014 12:01 pm
by nnescio
So that's why the Polynesians called it long pig. Must be all that bacon.
Re: Petetion to rename the cannibals as "Bacon cultists"
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2014 3:25 am
by Xen
Bacon Fhtagn.