More AI Quips! (formerly more prisoner screams!)

[Tolwrath]

So Chris recently shared this screenshot on his twitter, illustrating that prisoners will now scream various things when held prisoner by cannibals. What are some other things you think prisoners should scream? My submissions are:
"Don't eat me, eat him! He's fatter!"
"Could I have death by 'snoo-snoo' instead?"
"I always said 'I wanted to be inside someone' but this is not what I had in mind!"
"Noo! Not the mayo! Oh god the mayo!" alternatively "Noo! Not the honey! Oh god not the honey!" Get it? Because honey is made from *CENSORED*?

[Morthranduil]

I'm laughing my ass off AHAHAHA XD
I always wanted to be inside someone LMFAO AHAHAHA XD

[Tolwrath]

I'm going to go ahead and rename this thread to "More AI Quips" instead of "more prisoner screams", and add a few more general lines I think the AI should be able to say.

1. "It's only a flesh wound" said by a character who just had both arms removed.
2. "He did a flip!" Said after hitting someone in the head with a blunt weapon down to lower than -30.
3. "Don't fire till you can see the drool on their chin" turret manning character says when cannibals or hungry bandits are 20 yards out of firing range.
4. "Dinner is served!" Said after downing an edible beast.
5. "Soo thirsty... " said when character runs out of water while in the desert biome.
6. "So hungry... I could eat a ---" said after running out of food, naming a random item in their inventory, or some sort of terrain based on what biome they're currently in, for example: a tree.
7. "Let's see you run away now!" Said after damaging a character's leg to below 20.
8. "Looks like I got a new pet rock!" Said after removing both arms and both legs from an opponent.
9. "Take 5 Cats and have someone in a bar give you some 'corrective surgery' because you look awful!" Said after someone else wakes up from being knocked unconscious from head damage.
10. "You're looking a little pale there buddy, sure you don't wanna call it quits?" When opponents blood drops down to 10.

And here's a link to some other ai quips from one of my other threads: "Taunt" should make characters shout taunts.

[Dorrin]

Engineer imprisoned by cannibals: "I just HAD to sell that new, damn near unpick-able lock so cheap and in such mass quantities..."

Engineer imprisoned by cannibals: "I suppose mass produced, sturdy and cheap prisoner cages wasn't my best idea."

Engineers apprentice in the other cage: "Oh i have an idea on how to improve these locks!"

Strong, semi crazy guy as he escapes cage: "The bars, they how they bend and break!"

Crazy guy after he escapes the cage: "Jump on my sword while you can, evil. I won't be as gentle!"

Bandit waking up after battle: "Boss, why is it every battle ends the same way, us beat down, still hungry, and those adventurers ALWAYS take my pants?"

[Tolwrath]

It's kinda funny. In my "taunt" should make you shout taunts thread, I was accused of going to far with some of my insults, but now they pale in comparison to the procedural insults Chris is generating. Mods, if I stick a NSFW tag on the thread, will we be allowed to use bad words too?

[Hatsune_Neko]

no
you will have to save it on notepad and upload the list.

[Tolwrath]

Just adding a few more to the list.

1. Bandit fleeing battle: "You're not even worth it; I don't even feel like ing you anymore."
2. Character completing non-blunt weapon crafting: "Now THAT will cut through a [insert faction grunt] like a [insert sharp object] through [insert soft object, like "butter" or "a cat"]."
3. Completing blunt weapon crafting: "This'll cut through a [insert faction grunt] like a [insert blunt object, like "tree"] through [insert something soft, like "a bed mattress" or "Turkish delight"]."
4. Medic bandaging someone: "You're lucky I don't have a fetish for people tied up in bandages."
5. Making rum: "I wonder if [insert odd object, like "anesthetic" or "hemp"] would make a good spiced rum..."
6. Anyone in a desert: "I hate sand. It's coarse and rough and gets everywhere."

7. Conversation between 4 people who see a "Beak Thing":
"It's like a ... half ostrich, half giraffe!"
"And half turtle!"
"Oh! No, no wait! It's more like a half giraffe, half ostrich-turtle!"
"No, I think it's more like a half ostrich, half turtle-giraffe!"