Throwing People (serious suggestion presented jokingly)
Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 1:07 am
I think we should be able to throw bodies.
No really, throwing bodies makes it easier for you to pile them up, you can use them to trip up an enemy chasing you, or throw it AT an enemy to knock them down.
But it shouldn't be limited to unconscious bodies. Imagine if you will, someone throws a sword at you. Assuming there's no gnomes around to use as a body shield, you have about a 60% (not an actual statistic) chance of being cut. If someone throws a body at you, its harder to dodge and harder to block with a gnome, but it'll probably just knock you off your feet. But if someone throws a person with a sword at you, holy shit! Now more space is covered, its harder to block, AND the sword can be redirected! You Sir, have just been stabbed by a flying catgirl with a saber.
Many people have also asked if there's a way to remove someone from your squad. Currently the only way for them to leave is death, and what better way to help them to it, than by throwing them directly at armed ninjas?! Not to mention, its just fun to do to people you don't like! Bandits at your gates, and you wanna kill them without opening the gate to get outside? Throw a soldier or two off the wall! "Why not jump off the wall instead of be thrown, you ask?" Because being thrown is way more reckless and intimidating!
No really, throwing bodies makes it easier for you to pile them up, you can use them to trip up an enemy chasing you, or throw it AT an enemy to knock them down.
But it shouldn't be limited to unconscious bodies. Imagine if you will, someone throws a sword at you. Assuming there's no gnomes around to use as a body shield, you have about a 60% (not an actual statistic) chance of being cut. If someone throws a body at you, its harder to dodge and harder to block with a gnome, but it'll probably just knock you off your feet. But if someone throws a person with a sword at you, holy shit! Now more space is covered, its harder to block, AND the sword can be redirected! You Sir, have just been stabbed by a flying catgirl with a saber.
Many people have also asked if there's a way to remove someone from your squad. Currently the only way for them to leave is death, and what better way to help them to it, than by throwing them directly at armed ninjas?! Not to mention, its just fun to do to people you don't like! Bandits at your gates, and you wanna kill them without opening the gate to get outside? Throw a soldier or two off the wall! "Why not jump off the wall instead of be thrown, you ask?" Because being thrown is way more reckless and intimidating!