Legend....?

[WaidoX]

Story Time:

Hobbs --- well, legend has it that it dwells in a sunken cave, south of the dunes. I hear it has bones of solid diamond – just one tooth would fetch you kabillions – no, poobillion – of cats! It has the gigantic tongue of a lusty tree hag and a marvelous pair of bingo wings that droop like smooth potato butter. Some even say that it has the snout of fondled truffle! Even the most handsomest of man-warriors haven't been able to hunt the peppery thing down.

If I knew that, I would have tracked it down myself. But if you're going to head out it search of it, you must take me with you. Call it an old dying man's last wish!

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Is this story true??

[Sol Lignum]

Of course it is! Bar drunkards can't lie