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Hi people !

What's your poison ?

Bad to the bone sob who does what he pleases and runs by his own laws ?

Mild mannered reporter type with the superman alter ego for the good of all mankind ?

I for one intend to be very very naughty !

Temper

Once the game gets mature and plentiful, I'll be the king of thieves, stopping caravans and giving back to the poor(The guys who work for me and the residents of my chosen hideout town, Seven Samurai shall become an unwritten prophecy which will become true for every Kenshi player)

And if the coppers attempt an empire-wide unified assault like a SWAT drug-bust, let them come


PS: bribes and political scandals are required.

Probably evil (Does a marauding warlord who burns down any opposing faction's town count?)

List of sinister "things to do":

-Burn down Capital.
-Re-build Capital...then burn it down again.
-Army of darkness
-Open chain of Crazy Vasili's wacky discount item stores all over desert. (They will be very inconvenient)

toaster Assassin wrote:-Open chain of Crazy Vasili's wacky discount item stores all over desert. (They will be very inconvenient)

I really hope that this chain of stores become the new bees... and get incorporated into the game at some point

Conveniently located next to cactus, Crazy Vasili have things for you (just don't ask us to find it, we have it...but we have no idea where it is!.) You want sword, crazy Vasili have sword. You want bees, crazy Vasili have bees!. You need arm or kidney, no problem Crazy Vasili have fresh shipment in back of store as we speak!. Don't be robbed by high cost of town merchant good,at Crazy Vasili's we rob merchant good...and set it....to you! So go now to Crazy Vasili's wacky discount item store because who need kidney when everybody dead?

-Scenically located next to cactus...near you!

toaster Assassin wrote:Conveniently located next to cactus, Crazy Vasili have things for you (just don't ask us to find it, we have it...but we have no idea where it is!.) You want sword, crazy Vasili have sword. You want bees, crazy Vasili have bees!. You need arm or kidney, no problem Crazy Vasili have fresh shipment in back of store as we speak!. Don't be robbed by high cost of town merchant good,at Crazy Vasili's we rob merchant good...and set it....to you! So go now to Crazy Vasili's wacky discount item store because who need kidney when everybody dead?

-Scenically located next to cactus...near you!

Best. Post. EVER!

(Also one heck of an ad)

I am the diplomatic good guy in everything I play. So I will probably be trading and protecting people from bandits (read as: kill bandits for loot) until I get enough cash to build my own town, where I will also try to be diplomatic with my neighbors.

If they can´t manage to be civil with me then, well, can I truly be blamed for turning into Genghis Khan?

Independent sell-sword. Very small troupe of hench, we fight just to be the best.. (eventually would like to figure out who ~is~ the best.. Kill them, repeat.. Classic stuff).