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Abek
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Tue Mar 08, 2016 5:08 pm

Have you ever wanted a Russian Bride?!?!?!

Come one, come all to Al Harrington's Wacky Inflatable Russian Bride Emporium!

We'll just need your address, bank account number, bank routing number, mothers maiden name and your dog's first pup! Please post your info as a reply to this post and send all dogs to this address:

1122 Baltimore Pike, Glen Mills, PA 19342

We are overstocked due a clerical error and have far too many Wacky Russian Brides so grab them while the going's good!

All sales of Wacky Inflatable Russian Brides and Wacky Inflatable Afrikan Princes are final!
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Sun Mar 13, 2016 7:39 am

Hello, Sir Abek.
I would love to own one of your wacky inflatable russian brides. Do your models come pre-inflated?
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Mon Mar 14, 2016 1:26 am

dotdotdot wrote:Hello, Sir Abek.
I would love to own one of your wacky inflatable russian brides. Do your models come pre-inflated?
Greetings potential customer!

Our models are shipped partially inflated.

Inflated just enough that you aren't totally demoralized by pulling a floppy sack of plastic out of a box,
but uninflated enough that you have to feel the shame of putting your lips to a oddly placed rubber nozzle.
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Wed Mar 16, 2016 7:07 am

Classy Abek, very classy. :)
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Thu Mar 17, 2016 7:34 pm

Blxz wrote:Classy Abek, very classy. :)
Hello! I see you've already purchased one of our excellent products!

It's been a while since your last buy and we've changed the location of our puppy reception. You should Google it to get a sense of our new area.
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Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:48 pm

Abek wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 08, 2016 5:08 pm
 Have you ever wanted a Russian Bride?!?!?!

Come one, come all to Al Harrington's Wacky Inflatable Russian Bride Emporium!

We'll just need your address, bank account number, bank routing number, mothers maiden name and your dog's first pup! Please post your info as a reply to this post and send all dogs to this address:

1122 Baltimore Pike, Glen Mills, PA 19342

We are overstocked due a clerical error and have far too many Wacky Russian Brides so grab them while the going's good!

All sales of Wacky Inflatable Russian Brides and Wacky Inflatable Afrikan Princes are final!
You sound like my pioneering son? He has a lot of internet conversations with people who call themselves: "The Ghost", "The Snake", and "The Patron."

But, I don't care as long as he can find the money.
- Mk300mk
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Abek
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Русские Невесты
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