Tale of the Cow Bandits

[420_Penile_Wizard]

Today, a group of surly bulls invaded the town of stack and accosted me. Thanks to the town guard i made away with my life, my goods and my 'honour'. When the dust settled and the moo's grew quiet, I noticed these opportunists had recently gained a bounty. Thinking quick i set about locking up each of these grass eating ne'er-do-wells, so they can pay their debt to society. After I placed the final and heaviest bull behind bars i let out a sigh, and with a tired back and full pockets i turned to leave, i made three steps before a moo riddled with malice rooted me to the floor.

Not able to speak cow i assume he called me a dick or something.

same thing happened with river raptors once too.

if this turns out to be a feature can we get cow slavers too that force us to plough fields?