Last to Post - Is the winner

[ArcaneSaint]

A wife?

You intend to carry your wife with you to the grave?
There are some disturbing people around here, oh how these forums have changed, it used to be about piеs and beards, now it's all sick santas and people killing their wives.

[toaster Assassin]

ArcaneSaint said: What does man love more than life,
fear more than death or mortal strife,
what the poor have the rich require,
and all contented men desire.
What misers spend and spendthrifts save
and all men carry to the grave?

Nothing.

ArcaneSaint said: What part of a bird never leaves the ground, and can swim through the oceans without ever getting wet?

Magical swimming bird s***?

ArcaneSaint said: There are some disturbing people around here, oh how these forums have changed, it used to be about piеs and beards, now it's all sick santas and people killing their wives.

At least Kamos seems content.

[ArcaneSaint]

Nothing.

Correct!

Magical swimming bird s***?

Nope, it's their shadow.

Also, just for laughs: Firefox encountering critical error:

[1337]

Kind of reminds me of that ice age squirrel (or whatever) with his acorn

[Kamos]

At least Kamos seems content.

It's my number one skill.

[toaster Assassin]

There is a Lebowski among us!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zaQ_TbrEqg

[Kamos]

Checks? To much effort.

[dragyouintohell]

I agree, way to much effort, now where were we? Ah yes. We were on the topic of me winning!

[Santaissick]

It's me who's winning really. So shut up or I drag you into hell.

[ArcaneSaint]

I think you will find that your powers have no effect on me...

[Kamos]

He has powers?

[ArcaneSaint]

Well, he's in league with the devil, and he gives him access to dark and unholy powers. See, his name "Santaissick", is an anagram, an anagram for something far more nefarious. It is commonly known that "Santa" is really an anagram for "Satan", so if you take Santaissick and rearrange the letters ever so slightly you get:

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S A N T A I S S I C K

C I K I S S S A T A N (see, I kiss Satan)

See? He kisses Satan, he makes love to the devil, and you know what they call people who do that sort of stuff? Witches!

Also, if you look at his profile you will notice his join date "Tue Sep 04, 2012 10:44 pm"
Basic maths will now demonstrate how this, too, is evidence of his malice:

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Tue Sep 04, 2012 10:44 pm
         4  2 12 1  44
4 + 2 + 1 + 2 + 1 + 4 + 4 = 18
18 / 6 = 3
3 times 6 is 666

666, the number of the Beast! And at the time of this writing, he has exactly 130 posts in the off-topic forum, divided by ten, that leaves us with 13! Clear proof that he is a witch, and not to be trusted!


(alternatively, this can also be interpreted as proof that I currently have way too much free time on my hands, but doing so would be blasphemy!)

[1337]

DIdn't you miss the most obvious proof that he's a witch? He's 99 years old!!!

[ArcaneSaint]

I can see you still have much to learn about witch-hunting. You'd think a reported age of 99 (or even more) would be a proof of their unholy bond, but it's actually just a ruse! They always give at least one way too obvious indication of their infernal allegiance, so that when confronted, they can respond: "If I was a witch, would I give such an obvious clue?". And people would think that they can't possibly be a witch, as a witch would have taken more care to cover his tracks.

But he can't trick me, I see right past those lies and tricks he uses to cover up the abominable truth! And I shall see to it that he burns at the stake!

[1337]

I can see you still have much to learn about witch-hunting. You'd think a reported age of 99 (or even more) would be a proof of their unholy bond, but it's actually just a ruse! They always give at least one way too obvious indication of their infernal allegiance, so that when confronted, they can respond: "If I was a witch, would I give such an obvious clue?". And people would think that they can't possibly be a witch, as a witch would have taken more care to cover his tracks.

But he can't trick me, I see right past those lies and tricks he uses to cover up the abominable truth! And I shall see to it that he burns at the stake!

All i see is that I was right

On a side note, im downloading kenshi on my gaming rig, let's hope my old key works

[ArcaneSaint]

Normally, it should.

On a side note, im downloading kenshi on my gaming rig, let's hope my old key works

That shouldn't be a problem, I think. If memory serves I installed Kenshi on both my gaming rig and my laptop, though I play it mostly on my laptop, as that's the one I spend most of my time on. Though honestly, I haven't played Kenshi for a few months (downloading the latest updates now, wow, 633MB of updates ).

Once it's finished updating I'm gonna continue the modding guide, goal is to have at least one update to it before the end of the year (next week is probably going to be focused on studying for my Scheme and Prolog exams).

[Kamos]

You've blown my mind ArcaneSaint. Just completely blown it.

[Santaissick]

Oh noes. My cover is down. I must inform my fellow men in Illuminati that they need to move their HQ again. Ques I can't PM with Satan in these forums anymore

[toaster Assassin]

Santaissick, you are too late. While you were busy typing, I infiltrated your illuminate HQ and stolen all of the erasers (Ha!). Now lets see what happens when you make a mistake.

[1337]

Shouldn't we perform a witch trial like in old days. You know, ban Santraissick and if he comes back, we'll know for sure he's a witch and if he doesn't come back then we know he was innocent (of being a witch)...