Funny moments

[iSuck345]

I want to say first that I hesitated, I made this just to so then people had a place to laugh... OK, maybe that's in about almost all topics of the forum but still, this is a place where you can either tell funny moments you went through or make up some.

*I sneak inside the noble's house, with my student*
Me: alright, remember what I said: never speak too loud, never run and never go through stairs
Student: *yelling* OK MASTER I'LL DO MY BEST! HEY MASTER, WHAT'S THAT DEAD BODY DOING OVER THERE!
Me: it looks like someone killed him. Wait, someone else was here first... come on.
Student: *still yelling* SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN MASTER!
Me: and stop yelling.
Student: ok.
*we find a guy with a sword covered in blood, after we reach the toop floor of the castle*
Guy: hah, more victims
*alot of heavelly armored guys jump out*
Guy: get them
*they charge at us, and we finish them off with only our fists*
Guy 2: *coughs blood* get away from-
*I take out a huge sword*
Me: you have no idea what you're f***ing with, do you?
Guy 2: yeeeeeeaaaaaah... I'll just step outta the way
Me: thought so. Now you must be their leader, and must've killed the noble...
Guy: indee-
*I throw a knive at his head*
*he has an illusion in his last moments, on which he is down*
Me: you got killed by me. You know what that means... WERE GOING TO THE BEACH MOTHERF***ER!
*suddently, he is seeing his friends playing in a beach*
Guy: what is this?
Me: this is where you'll spend your last moments of your life, in a place where EVERYONE has more muscles than you.
Guy: including the skinny guy?
Me: especially the skinny guy...
Skinny: (do I really have to put guy?) I'ven ever been more pumped than this in my whole life!
Other: Damn!

Ok, so that was maybe a little messed up... I should have never made thoose timeline suggestions, shouldn't I?

[toaster Assassin]

I love text-based adventures!


I choose (A). Use loud mouth student as a toboggan and slide down the castle stairs while eating some special shrooms. I was going to choose (B). However, I do not think that the dying leader guy would accept my offer to join my office supply empire.

Funny story time.
Where I work we deal with a lot of temp workers, a LOT of em. So one day, I some how found myslef in a conversation with a temp worker with bright gritty yellow teeth.(The topic was computer building). After blabbing about how great Windows VIII is (oh, you can log in with your Microsoft account and put some $#!^ on a flash drive ect..) he told me that he is studying programming and learned how to make a simple virus. According to him, he had to physically install it on a host computer and when it installs it will send different types of data to his computer (and apparently some remote management crap) After he told me this he mentioned that he also fixes computers and gave me his business card. (In case I needed any computer repairs) Ok, can anyone tell me what is wrong with this conversation?

[iSuck345]

I love text-based adventures!


I choose (A). Use loud mouth student as a toboggan and slide down the castle stairs while eating some special shrooms. I was going to choose (B). However, I do not think that the dying leader guy would accept my offer to join my office supply empire.

Funny story time.
Where I work we deal with a lot of temp workers, a LOT of em. So one day, I some how found myslef in a conversation with a temp worker with bright gritty yellow teeth.(The topic was computer building). After blabbing about how great Windows VIII is (oh, you can log in with your Microsoft account and put some $#!^ on a flash drive ect..) he told me that he is studying programming and learned how to make a simple virus. According to him, he had to physically install it on a host computer and when it installs it will send different types of data to his computer (and apparently some remote management crap) After he told me this he mentioned that he also fixes computers and gave me his business card. (In case I needed any computer repairs) Ok, can anyone tell me what is wrong with this conversation?

He's totally trying to trick you!

[toaster Assassin]

He was a very weaselly looking temp worker.

[Blxz]

Making a virus...what a douchebag. (not the good kind)

[toaster Assassin]

Lol, I have seen the face of a future Viagra spam developer.

[Kamos]

Not many have seen such a face. You have a claim to fame there buddy.