Captain Deathbeard, king of the pirate faction

[Shadowfire117]

I bought the game and read the email with the key code. I found the message hilarious and was happy about my beard getting some good fortune (it really needs it). I then got the idea; Would it be awesome if Chris the game creator was in the game? he could be Captain Deathbeard, the leader of an official pirate faction! you could join the faction and be a pirate/raider and if there gets added a promotion system, then you could become his right hand! (or take his place as king (all you need is a little cyanide and stealth ). He would be officially modeled after Chris and if there is an achievement system implemented later on, there would be achievement for killing the creator! and another for taking his place!

Wouldn't that be cool/awesome/hilarious/[insert emotion here]?

[iSuck345]

That wold certainly be the MOST hilarious thing sir!

[Bruno]

I would love if he did this. He's probably already got it planned

[iSuck345]

Dashing through the snow
Get the f*** out of my way
You are all so slow
And fat what do you weight?
HA HA!
I'll end your carolling
But it won't be as silent night
I've come to terrorize your town
And watch you die tonight
HEY!
Jingle bells, go to hell
I've hijacked santa's sleight
Oh what fun it is to ride
Over bodes everyday
HEY!
Jingle bells, go to hell
Bodies will decay
After you're all crushed beneath
My motherf***ing sleight
HEY!

What is above shall be the marching song.

[Shadowfire117]

Dashing through the snow
Get the f*** out of my way
You are all so slow
And fat what do you weight?
HA HA!
I'll end your carolling
But it won't be as silent night
I've come to terrorize your town
And watch you die tonight
HEY!
Jingle bells, go to hell
I've hijacked santa's sleight
Oh what fun it is to ride
Over bodes everyday
HEY!
Jingle bells, go to hell
Bodies will decay
After you're all crushed beneath
My motherf***ing sleight
HEY!

What is above shall be the marching song.

shouldn't it be "dashing through the sand"? Considering the desert doesn't contain even a handful of water below 273,15 kelvin?

[iSuck345]

Sand isn't gonna be the only biome . Also, I need something to rhyme, and he's a pirate, not a bandit.

[Tolwrath]

Sand isn't gonna be the only biome . Also, I need something to rhyme, and he's a pirate, not a bandit.

Captain Deathbeard, the man most Feared. His name is Chris, and he'll strike you down with his bare fist.

[misher]

why don't you pay him 2000$ or what ever the currency is and have it implemented? As stated above, it really is a awesome idea

[Shadowfire117]

Sand isn't gonna be the only biome . Also, I need something to rhyme, and he's a pirate, not a bandit.

Didn't really know that. I thought the whole game was a sandbox

why don't you pay him 2000$ or what ever the currency is and have it implemented? As stated above, it really is a awesome idea

Would if I had the money, maybe if I got a few (thousand) donations...

[misher]

well i wouldn't mind donating a little to get mr deathbeard ingame however i would kidnap him and put him on display in my prison ^_^

[iSuck345]

I just thought of a singalong for them

"99 imperials in the wall, 99 imperials
take one down, kick/slash him around, 98 imperials in the wall"

What do you think?