Petetion to rename the cannibals as "Bacon cultists"

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philthymcnasty
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Sun Feb 02, 2014 7:32 pm

Imagine if you will, a religion soo dedicated to their favorite food that they paint themselves to mimic it, and actively hunt to get a hold of it.

Enter the bacon cultists. People driven insane by their lust for bacon that they run around in red and black paint, clubbing down ANY source of meat just to get a hold of bacon.

This my friends, is the origin of the cannibals, and why they respawn so quickly. Its also why they are painted red and black, with the khaki coloring down their sides, to look like dribbling bacon fat.
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lol
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Lolwut
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Mon Feb 03, 2014 9:55 pm

This sounds like it needs to be part of the old Eternal Vigilance: The Price of Pastry mod.
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And suddenly Odivale (my character) became a cannibal... err Bacon cultist.
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The new Bacon Cultist Cos-Play
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Bacon!
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Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:49 pm

Uhh... so I guess I'll say it. That should be "you're" not "your". Sorry.
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Tolwrath wrote:Uhh... so I guess I'll say it. That should be "you're" not "your". Sorry.

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Fri Feb 21, 2014 5:58 pm

Why do you want rename it!

Make peetion for add CULTISTS faction! :)
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Sat Feb 22, 2014 10:02 pm

I'm afraid that under such circumstances the Bacon Cult would be unstoppable for none can resists the call of bacon. Even vegetarians may yearn and vegans may cry in it's presence.
They would be unbalanced.
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Sun Mar 02, 2014 12:01 pm

So that's why the Polynesians called it long pig. Must be all that bacon.
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Mon Jun 09, 2014 3:25 am

Bacon Fhtagn.
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