HMM.

[Bee salesman]

Hi chris, I've been all around the world on a tin swan selling bee$ from an old leatherette suitcase for the last year or so and I haven't bee-n online. I was just wanting to see if bee$ or any bee related paraphernalia have been added to the game since I last campaigned. The bee$ are dying out in real life, and I feel that an open ended single player samurai RPG is the best place to start bringing them back. If you agree then I'll get some 'KENSHI HEARTZ BEEZ' t shirts printed. Sue pollard is on board for doing a radio advert and I've had 10,000 ceramic foxes made with 'SAVE BEE' printed on the side. (not the catchiest slogan, but I had to pay by the letter and I spent most of my budget on blank ceramic foxes)
HIT ME BACK!!!

[Kamos]

I'm sure if we comb together this can get enough buzz and really honey Chris up.

[Captain Deathbeard]

I would like to say that bee-features are, and always have been, our highest priority for the game.

[Santaissick]

Bеes are the most buzzed topic in Finland right now. Apparently, the annual beе deaths rate is bеeing way higher than anywhere else in Europe. We must fight back and keep stinging those in charge to revive the beе markets. Considering the position Kenshi is in right now, bringing the beеs into the game would beе the perfect way to inform big audiences abeеt the problem at hand.

I might even bake a honey piе. May the beе beе with you.
Beedorum beе praised.

[Bee salesman]

That's the spirit guys!
I had expected to have at least 500 ceramic fox orders waiting in my PMbox but there wasn't even one. Are you sure the forums are working correctly?
Maybe I shouldn't have made so many. Non bee related business is not my strong point. ..
So I'll go ahead and get 5000 KENSHI HEARTZ BEEZ! shirts printed with full support from the developers.
also, can i assume from this that the next update will include at least one bee?

[Mattk50]

Excellent progress gentlemen. I found a new soundtrack for kenshi.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojYK6CW8gdw

[Santaissick]

The music video is pretty much how I imagine people here acting all the time.

[Kamos]

I feel a bit more limber than that.

[Bee salesman]

I CAN'T SELL THE FOXES! I've tried everywhere but no one wants to buy them. I'm bankrupt! I need to shift them quick or I need to sell the beemobile! I live in my car! I can't sell it! Please someone buy some foxes. I haven't even got much bee stock left. Why did I try and branch out?! I shoulda stuck to promoting and selling beez! Man, I hhope the inclusion of beez in kenshi will lift the fox sales. HURRY UP AND INCLUDE THEM, CHRIs! !!! 1

[Lo Ki]

The music video is pretty much how I imagine people here acting all the time.

Indeed. I love broken umbrellas, & just came inside from chilling on the beach. I'm currently wiping my bronze face paint off, as I type. My suit-wearing robot buddies were bummed when I told them I couldn't sing crappy pop songs with them, anymore, though. C'est la vie.