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[1337]

mmh i had a creamy one in mind, like the ones clowns like to throw around ...but with limbs (and an exoskeleton)

[txfirefighter]

i read the first sentence and took it down a different path. thanks so much for clarifying.


a large Whipped Cream bees with an exoskeleton may look harmless. what kind of special powers does this bees have?

[toaster Assassin]

It has the power to bake the very soil and rain toppings the size of baseballs.

[Kamos]

While simultaneously providing both comic relief and tasting delicious.

[Blxz]

Jeezus with his loaves and fishes has nothing on this bees.

[1337]

Thats some badass bees it can probably also enthral, lure (enslave) you with its godly smell.

Mammals you are warned ! Take a bite of that bees and it's like what happened to that Eve chick in paradise, poor girl...

[txfirefighter]

then there will be another bees, sent to free those enslaved by the evil bees?

maybe it will be a cake? or some type of other dessert.

[Kamos]

You forget yourself sir! It was cake who tempted the first bees! It is the great evil.

[toaster Assassin]

In the beginning there was nothing,BUT dessert. The desserts lived in the desert, and there was but two of them, cake and bees! Cake and bees lived happily side by side, till one fateful day everything changed........

[Magzpierz]

You shall have no other pastry before me.

You shall not make for yourself any carved pastry, or any likeness of anything that is in cream above, or that is in the dessert beneath, or that is in the crust under the dessert; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the bees your God, am a jealous God.

You shall not take the name of the bees your God in vain, for the bees will not hold him guiltless who takes His name in vain.

Remember the Pieday Pieday gotta get down on Pieday, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor and do all your work, but the seventh day is the Crust of the bees your God. In it you shall do no work: you, nor your son, nor your daughter, nor your manservant, nor your maidservant, nor your cattle, nor your stranger who is within your gates. For in six days the bees made the cream and the dessert, the crust, and all that is in them, and rested the seventh day. Therefore the bees blessed the pieday and hallowed it.

Honor your bees and your Pastry, that your days may be long upon the land which the bees your God is giving you.

You shall not Pass.

You shall not Eat Cake.

You shall not steal bees.

You shall not Eat Cake against your neighbor.

You shall not cover your neighbor’s house in cream; you shall not cover your neighbor’s wife in cream, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor’s.”

These are thy 10 Commandments

[toaster Assassin]

Thus it was, thus it is and thus it will always be! (You should name it "The Ten Layers of bees")


Chapter 4 of The Book of bees:
"It has been said that some of you cut the bees in squares. Woe to you, for if not you change your wicked ways you will be banished........and with no dessert. Only cut in triangles, which is the shape of the first child of bees!"

[1337]

I can do all things through bees who strengthens me.

- Philippians 4:13

[Blxz]

You guys are really odd.

[toaster Assassin]

Edit: For the record I am laughing at what Blxz wrote.

[Magzpierz]

THOU SHALL NOT TAKEH AWAYEH OUR P­IE

[Blxz]

Fantastic topic name change for sure! This switch is having some funny side effects.

[Kamos]

By the power of bees?

[toaster Assassin]

You good sir have soiled my good name, I wrote no such rubbish.


I will have you know that you just tainted a sacred topic.

------- I challenge you to a blinking contest starting NOW!-------
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You win this round

[Magzpierz]

I had a pi­e and chocolate milk today, The milk was good but the bees failed to impress. It was a sad day.

[Blxz]

I had a pi­e and chocolate milk today, The milk was good but the *CENSORED* failed to impress. It was a sad day.